insufferablebasterds:

Parallels

You may have to pretend, but I don’t.
No you don’t. Not with me.

starfleetoutpost:

#i didn’t know i could actually be this angry #at a PICTURE #of a PERSON #who is one of the dorkiest people on the planet and plays one of my favorite characters #HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT I LOATHE YOU SO MUCH #AND YET WANT YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH SO HARD #GOD DAMNIT KARL #WHY CAN’T YOU JUST BE NORMAL #WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT #AND SO UNATTAINABLE #WHY AREYOU MARRIED #WHY ARE YOU FUCKIING KIWI #WHY #karl urban #*musters all the anger in the solar system* fuck you.(via jamestmccoy)

trashylittlefuck:

women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego

professorfangirl:

biggaypictureshow:

First Look At Michael Fassbender & Marion Cotillard In Macbeth

MACFASSBENDER.

pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

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I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

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battleangel25:

#People may have been having sex in the 1940s but those people were not Steve Rogers

HW